All posts by: Mistress Delilah

About Mistress Delilah

Fancy following Me down the Rabbit Hole this Easter? If so, hop along and offer your dust bunny services and be part of My Easter Parade. Although, failure to impress will result in you feeling the sting in your tail. Easter themed sessions available week beginning 26/03/2018 and Easter Sunday. 07927480864

I require a slave for a photo shoot in February or March within a dungeon setting. If you would prefer your face not to be shown on the photos this is fine. The shoot is likely to be midweek, and the dungeon is on the Wirral. You will need to provide your own outfits- in […]

If you: Need Nursy to tend to your ailments? (Although this Nursy likes to hear you beg for M E R C Y) Think you can keep it up in My gym class? (A boot camp like no other) Reckon you have the business balls to work for the MD? (She’s the ultimate Boardroom Bitch) […]

I am now able to offer sessions Monday to Friday 10:00 am until 2:00pm as well as weekend sessions. Please note however I must have at least 24 hours notice and a deposit is required. Email or call to book: 07927480864 Delilah x

  Saturday 16th September, 13:00-16:00, £100 per hour, deposit required. I will be in Clinic with Mistress Sheba for Medical Training that isn’t offered by the NMC nor is our bedside manner up to the CQC Standard, unfortunately pain relief isn’t on offer either…This is a Health “Care” service where the cure is most definitely […]

  Saturday 2nd September marks the start of a new school term for the students of Miss T’s School for Miscreants. After the last term’s lessons left the pupils scratching their heads, the term will start with a visit from the School Nurse, whom will be on hand to sort those pesky little creatures out-and […]

The school afternoon started at 2:00pm prompt, with the pupils being lined up ready for a uniform inspection. The inspection was carried out by The Headmistress Herself, Miss Tilly Sue. Oh dear! With only 1 student meeting the strict uniform standards it was evident that the rest of the class would benefit from a double […]

I am back from My holidays, after a blissful 2 weeks in Majorca. I have received a lot of emails asking for midweek sessions. I do NOT offer midweek sessions! So on that note I have the following July session availability: 8th, 15th, 29th. Sessions are pre-bookable and require a £30 deposit which is payable […]

Saturday 24th June 2017, 14:00 to 18:00, £5 deposit, email to book. Mistress Delilah will be teaching at Miss T’s School for Miscreants.  This is a school that is not under the LEAs due to its own distinct education system.  Alongside the formidable Headmistress and the schools strict Teachers, Miss Delilah will be teaching her […]

I recently received an nominal deposit from an investor wishing to ‘lock his stock’ and expecting a quick return on his investment.  It was obvious that this little piggy didn’t know how to play the market. I accepted his IPO graciously but reprimanded him for his short sightedness; advising him that expensive initiatives pay off […]

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